QUESTION ONE: How brave are you?
QUESTION TWO: Can you use a sword?
QUESTION THREE: How tall are you?
QUESTION FOUR: Do you have any prior experience fighting beasts, including: dragons, godzillas, giant sea serpents, mammoths, angry bears or overweight lunch ladies?
QUESTION FIVE: Have you ever been:a) bitten by a radioactive spider?b) in a lab accident involving gamma rays?c) poisoned with mako (aka lifestream)?d) used for scientific research that made you invincible? OR;e) exposed to any other procedure or event that gave you super-human powers?
QUESTION SIX: Are you a zombie, vampire, ghost or other entity who could survive being crushed, burned or eaten by a dragon?
QUESTION SEVEN: Are you fireproof?
QUESTION EIGHT: Do you have a degree or equivalent training in fighting large, angry, fire-breathing beasts*?*Qualifications in high school education are deemed acceptable.
QUESTION NINE: Can you fly?
QUESTION TEN: Do you have access to an army?